Friday, January 29, 2010

Yaar kya Chamatkar hai...

Rahul: Bapu…..Bole To Apun Ko Aaj Kal Ek Problem ho Gaaela Hai ???

Bapu :Bolo Rahul . Dil Khol Ke Bolo .

Rahul :Apun Ko Aaj Kal ….. Bole To Koi Testimonial Nahi Karta.

Sala Sab Log gayab Ho Gayele Hein…!!!

Bapu :Aise Nahin Bolte Rahul.
Mere Paas Iska Hal Hai. Rasta Muskil Hai Lekni Jeet Pakki Hai.

Rahul :Bolo Bapu Bolo, Agar Tumko Confidence Hai To apun Ye Kaam Karega.

Bapu :To Suno. Tum Testimonial Karte Raho. Tab Tak Karte Raho… Jab Tak Tumhe Koi Testimonial Nahin Karta.
Kabhi To Unka Hirdaya Paribartan Hoga. Woh Bhi Tumhe Testimonial Karenge...
 
 
 
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Tabiyat thik nahi thi?

 

Ek Tantrik ko dikhaya!

 

Tantrik ne kaha..

 

Tum per BhOoT ka shaya he?

 

Kisi ghor PaApI ko Testimonial bhejo,

 

Thik ho jaoge... Ab achha Feel ho raha hai!!

 

Yaar kya? Chamatkar hai..!!

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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Why Man die Before Women with Proof....



A study has proved that "Man die before Women"


You might not agree with the above statement, do you?

So, see the below pic's & than justify the

above statement.
 
 
 
Proof 1:
 




Proof 2:


 
 
 
Proof 3:
 




Proof 4:

 




After, you see the proof you'll also agree with it.
Plz write a comment for this nice joke...

Sunday, January 24, 2010

HaPpy Republic Day...


सोचता हूँ क्या दे पाउँगा जो मैंने पाया है इस देश से
क्या मैं कभी चुका पाउँगा जो मैंने पाया है इस देश से ||
फेलाना है मुझे देश सम्मान की भावना
शायद इस तरह नज़र मिला पाउँगा इस देश से ||

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* Our life iz full of colors and I hope this 26th January will add more colors in ur life*

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खोया है हर नागरीक जाने किस होड़ मैं
दिलाना है याद उसे इस देश की ||
मौका है गडतंत्र दिवस
मिल के सुंदरता बढ़ाना है इस देश की ||

S_U_N_D_A_Y...


S_U_N_D_A_Y"


"S"ote raho
"U"tho der se
"N"ahana nahi
"D"ekhte raho TV
"A"ram hi karo
"Y"aad karo sirf hume

So enjoy Ur
"S_U_N_D_A_Y"

Friday, January 22, 2010

Great REPUBLIC…

31 states,
1618 languages,
6400 castes,
6 religions,
6 ethnic groups,
29 major festivals
1 country!
Be proud to be an Indian!…
Great REPUBLIC…
Happy Republic Day !!

HaPpy Republic Day!!

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HaPpy Republic Day
// Salaam India //
* Vande Mataram *

Koi Sikh, Koi jat , Koi Maratha...

Koi Sikh, Koi jat , Koi Maratha,
Koi Gurkha, koi Madrasi,
Sarhad par Marne wala har VEER the Bharatwasi,
Jo khoon gira Parwat par wo khoon tha Hindustani.

*HaPpy Republic Day*

 

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Visit:

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Date:

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Time:

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Thursday, January 21, 2010

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company...

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company,
Take my hand when u feel all alone,
Turn to me when u need someone to lean on,
Bcoz I'm the one u can always depend on!

wqt mila tab yaad karte ho...

Wqt mila tab yaad karte ho,

Mud hua tab baat karte ho,

Ek zamana tha jab ek pal bhi reh nahi sakte the bin is DOST ke,

Ab to yaad bhi ek zamane ke baad karte ho.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

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Friday, January 8, 2010

Always Keep Smiling...

(¨`·.·´¨) Always
`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Smiling!
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God gives Love and LOVE is ME.
Good Morning!!
Have a Nice Day...

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Uljan agar koi Aa jaaye to mujhse...

Uljan agar koi Aa jaaye to mujhse na chupana

Sath na de zuban to aankho se batana

Har kadam pe sath he hum

DOSTI kiya hai to Zarur Aazmana.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace...

Poore ho aapke sare Aim,

Sada badhti rahe aap ki Fame,

Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,

Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.

Wish you a..
Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.

HaPpy NeW YeAr ...

Wishing u a Fabulous 2010

with full of Great

Achievements & Experiences,

A Meaningful chapter waiting to be Written.

* HaPpy NeW YeAr *